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2011-07-26 10:01 pm

Chicken Soup and Other Things

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: A fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

What is it about sick men and sex? My darling is having an allergy attack/sinus infection, and his current line is "C'mon, it'll help me burn out the fever."

So that's what I want to see.

Needy sick partner, somewhat reluctant well partner, screwing their way to health.

Bonus for sick partner yelling, "I can breathe!" or something equally awesome, when he comes.

Any pairing will be loved, though we all know I am partial to H/F.

Thanks!


Hannibal’s not feeling well. Face isn’t exactly sure that sex is honestly going to help. But then, it’s the boss, so...

On to the story! )
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2011-05-14 09:57 am

Match Made in Heaven - Part Two of Three

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Summary: A fill for this prompt over at the kink meme

So, I had NO time at all during the last few days to read anything, really, then it was Easter and family time, and tomorrow I'm leaving on excavation. RL sucks sometimes, but hey, yay for earning money, right?
Anyway. I thought I'd prompt something and maybe it'll be filled till I get back? I promise I'm finally gonna start filling that "not quite death fic" indigo_angels prompted a while back, too. ;P
Anyway the second:

How about... Hannibal is the badass CO of a major company, very successful and important and well-known and generally awesome. Murdock could be his PR guy, maybe? And BA would be funny as personal secretary? Or something? So, Hannibal pretty much wins at life and everybody's jealous... but he's lacking one thing: a person to share his life with, someone to loove.
Enter... Face!
Face the relationship coach? Face the new intern? Face the journalist writing an article about Hannibal's success? Face the... something?
Whatever, make them fall in loooove!


When Charisa Sosa’s matchmaking service gets a new client, John Smith, her crack assistant Temple Peck has no idea what he’s getting in to!

On to the story! )
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2011-05-14 09:33 am

Match Made in Heaven - Part One of Three

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: First part of a fill for this prompt over at the kink meme

So, I had NO time at all during the last few days to read anything, really, then it was Easter and family time, and tomorrow I'm leaving on excavation. RL sucks sometimes, but hey, yay for earning money, right?
Anyway. I thought I'd prompt something and maybe it'll be filled till I get back? I promise I'm finally gonna start filling that "not quite death fic" indigo_angels prompted a while back, too. ;P
Anyway the second:

How about... Hannibal is the badass CO of a major company, very successful and important and well-known and generally awesome. Murdock could be his PR guy, maybe? And BA would be funny as personal secretary? Or something? So, Hannibal pretty much wins at life and everybody's jealous... but he's lacking one thing: a person to share his life with, someone to loove.
Enter... Face!
Face the relationship coach? Face the new intern? Face the journalist writing an article about Hannibal's success? Face the... something?
Whatever, make them fall in loooove!


When Charisa Sosa’s matchmaking service gets a new client, John Smith, her crack assistant Temple Peck has no idea what he’s getting in to!

On to the story! )
sonora_coneja: (Liam and Brad)
2011-02-10 07:49 pm

Benefit of Experience - DVD Extras

Pairing: Patrick Wilson/Bradley Cooper
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: A continuation, yes more, of the nutty RPS that just doesn’t seem to stop!

Brad wants some gay sex advice. Patrick dishes.

On to the story! )
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2010-11-09 05:53 pm

Don't Let Your Right Hand Know What Your Left Hand is Doing

Pairing: Murdock/Lefty
Rating: R
Warnings: dub-con? craziness? You decide...
Summary: A fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

So, who remembers the episode where Murdock puts on a black leather gloves and thinks his hand is called Lefty? Well, I want Murdock/Lefty. Please.

And if it's dub!con with Lefty topping, well, extra porny brownie points for you, anon! ^^


Umm, so Murdock has a pair of Hannibal’s gloves. One of them is feeling very left out of the smexings and takes the situation in, uh, hand?

This story is so not my fault...

On to the story! )
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2010-11-04 06:42 am

Tin-Pot Terrorists and Other Crap

Pairing: Hannibal/Murdock
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dub-con? Maybe?
Summary: A fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

Okay I just watched the TV show, and S02 E19 is called "Harder Than It Looks" (lulzy slash name for starts)

There's a scene where one of the bad guys has Hannibal jammed over the bonnet of a car telling him to "spread em" and I actually nearly died. So obvs Hannibal backchats him, and that gets him slammed down (hipsthrusted) further down onto the bonnet. Dead from hot again.

Then later on in the episode Murdock is wearing the exact same uniform as the bad guys and Hannibal says "You know Murdock...you look *really* good in that outfit" MURDOCK ACTUALLY GIVES HIM A SEXY GRIN and says "Thank you Colonel" They are so obviously gay for each other throughout this whole episode.

So let's see the night after that mission, where Murdock keeps one of the costumes and shows Hannibal just how much of a bad guy he can be in the form of partially dressed, rough!sex with pretend non-con. Top!Murdock and willingvictim/bottom!Hannibal


Hannibal get’s ambushed on the hood of BA’s van. He’d do something about it, but the day’s really sucked so who cares? Hee, hee, hee...

On to the story! )
sonora_coneja: (Liam and Brad)
2010-11-01 10:37 pm

Playing Chicken - DVD Extras Series

Pairing: Liam/Bradley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: RPS
Summary: A fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

I heard about the gag reel and those two giggling about Liam going gay for someone in that diner scene where they're cuddling sitting together, waiting for B.A. to come back out from the restroom with his Not!Mohawk Do. They're messing with our heads, I swear.

Wait. That diner scene. The two of them. Giggling and teasing each other. The Cuddling.

This looks like.... A PROMPT! XD


Liam decides to see how far Brad’s gonna go after a little conversation during the diner scene. This leads to, of course, to a round of gay chicken later that night. I’m not actually sure if Liam knows how to play or not...

On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 11:31 pm

Billy

Pairing: Murdock/Face
Rating: g
Warnings: none
Summary: Fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

de-anoning for fluff fill. I'm moving this week, and have to leave my dog with my parents. :( She's an 8lb mini dachshund.

So. I think there's already been a dog!fic, but I would love if Murdock found a small, adorable fluffy creature that is of no apparent asset to the team and demands to keep it, and for antics to ensue. I'd love if it too could be a dachshund, but if you're not familiar, another similar dog would suit.
(edited to point out the inherent hilarity of owning a dachshund - "I have to take my weiner for a walk," or, "my weiner can't be alone for more than 2 hours," or "I have to go home and wash my weiner," and etc.)

if you need some inspiration - look here: http://snack-size.livejournal.com/9342.html
And, many delicious baked treats if someone fills this.


I love the stuff Snacks puts out for us all to munch on. Really great. How could I resist?

Murdock finds a dog. The dog seems suspiciously like Billy, and Billy seems suspiciously similar to a dachshund...

On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 10:27 pm

Popcorn Bucket - DVD Extras Series

Pairing: Liam/Bradley/Sharlto
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: RPS
Summary: Fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

Liam/sharlto/Bradley

* hides from the shame of it *


Liam gives Bradley and Sharlto some coaching on how to make their nightly A-Team viewings more fun. With sex. Of course, with sex.

I suppose this comes after Improv. Although I am not getting dragged into a RPS series, I swear...

On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 09:44 pm

What Happens in Vegas

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: buttplug, possible D/s issues
Summary: Fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

I can't believe this meme has been going on for so long, and nobody has suggested this yet. Could I really be the only one with this kink?

Even then, please please dear brilliant writers: give me Face wearing a buttplug. Bonus points if it's Hannibal/Face and if Face is made to wear the plug under his clothes - maybe while he's running a con, Hannibal makes him wear the plug to remind him the whole time who his ass really belongs to!


Shameless, shameless, shameless smut. Prompt is the summary. I actually can’t believe I wrote this...

On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 09:14 pm

Weapons Locker

Pairing: Face/Murdock
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: Fill for this prompt on the kink meme.

Hannibal POV, please? Doesn't have to be first person.
F/M have been good at keeping it hidden, but one night they're sloppy and Hannibal catches them. Cue aftermath - your pick. Does he flip out? Get overly paranoid every-time someone jokes they boyfriends? How does he reconcile this with the team he wants to keep together, DADT, and being so close to Morrison? Or does he just say Fuck it all and join in?

pretty please with some angst and some crack, anon?


Hannibal finds the boys in the weapons locker. That’s pretty much it.

On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 08:43 pm

Movie Night

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: R
Warnings: none I can think of right now
Summary: Sequel for Check the Volume. Hannibal agrees to let the boys go to a movie, not realizing who was doing some voice acting for it. He punishes Face for not telling him.


On to the story! )
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2010-10-29 08:38 pm

Check the Volume

Pairing: Hannibal/Face
Rating: R
Warnings: hmm... orgasm denial?
Summary: Fill for this prompt over on the A Team Kink Meme.

(is really, really beet red)

Hannibal/Face.

Face is REALLY turned on by the brogue.

(i LIKE the brogue, okay? i will de-anon myself and admit to it once someone fills this... also, i was kinda inspired by one of the prompt fills that had Face being turned on by Hannibal saying Alpha Mike Foxtrot)

(slinks off to hide now)


Couldn’t resist this! Face rents a movie starring Liam Neeson. For Murdock, he insists. But, since Liam sounds exactly like Hannibal, problems arise.

On to the story! )